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4 Quickie Jokes
FLIGHT ATTENDANT
A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets.
As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed her. Without missing a beat she said, "Sir, I asked to see your ticket, not your stub."
MENNNNNN!!!!!
A recent study found out which days men prefer to have Sex. It was found that men preferred to engage in sexual activity on the days that started with the letter "T" . . .
Example of those days are:
Tuesday
Thursday
Thanksgiving
Today
Tomorrow
Thaturday and . . .
Thunday
WHY MEN GET OUT OF BED . . .
A recent survey was conducted to discover why men get out of bed in the middle of the night.
5% said it was to get a glass of water
12% said it was to go the toilet
83% said it was to go home
THE PERFECT BREAKFAST .. . .as a man sees it...
You're sitting at the table and your son is on the cover of the box of Wheaties. Your mistress is on the cover of Playboy. And your wife is on the back of the milk carton.
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