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Vol 846 - Oct. 28, 2009 - Your Strange Halloween HorrorScope
Twice weekly E-letter - StrangeCosmos.com - --------------------- INTRODUCING THE NEWEST 'STRANGE' FAMILY MEMBER! www.StrangeOldePictures.com ! OVER 10,000 GREAT OLDE PICTURES AND IMAGES DATING BACK TO THE FIRST PICTURES EVER TAKEN - HISTORY - WILD WEST - WORLD WARS OLDE SPORTS - HEROES & VILLAINS - AUTOS & SHIPS - RAILROADS - A-BOMBS WEAPONS - OLDE MEDICAL EQUIPMENT - OLDE ADVERTISING - OLDE MOVIE STARS SILENT PICTURES - STARLETS - CIRCUS ACTS - VAUDEVILLE - TRAVEL ------------------------ Are you ready to review the Best Humor, Coolest Pix and Political Parody on the Internet? Get ready to jump into something "Strange!" http://www.strangecosmos.com/index.html ================================== Strange Halloween Quotes: I'll bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween… -- Unknown Eye of newt, and toe of frog, Wool of bat, and tongue of dog, Adder's fork, and blind-worm's sting, Lizard's leg, and owlet's wing, For a charm of powerful trouble, Like a hell-broth boil and bubble. William Shakespeare, Witches in Macbeth On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield When I was a kid, there were rules to the art of door-to-door extortion. Kids today don't even know that they're going about Halloween all wrong. - Robert Kirby Proof of our society's decline is that Halloween has become a broad daylight event for many. - Robert Kirby ================================== Today's Featured Humor : -) - - Your Halloween HorrorScope HORRORSCOPES Ascaryus (Jan 20-Feb 18): This Halloween looks to be a scary one for you. But before you go around crying, "Ooooh, I want my mummy! I want my mummy!" think about this: You want more lovin’, right? Well, if you run around like a scaredycat, you will, to quoth the raven, "Neverscore." Pieces (Feb 19-Mar 20): Vampires are evil, hypnotic people who will emerge in the night and drain you. Sounds like someone I used to date. You need to be careful because you may have closed the metaphoric coffin lid on a relationship, only to find that this person will rise from the graveyard of your heart to worm their way back into your life. One word of advice from "Buffy The Vampire Slayer": A vampire can only come in if you invite them. Scaries (Mar 21-Apr 19): You've got to pick up every stitch this Halloween because, unless I miss my guess, it must be the Season of the Witch. If only every holiday could be commemorated with a bad Donovan song. Wouldn't it be great, on Thanksgiving, to sit around the table, giving thanks for the bounty we are to receive by singing a rousing round of "Mellow Yellow"? That is truly the most horrifying thought you can be faced with this Halloween. Tarot (Apr 20-May 20): Sure, you ladies have been looking for some lovin'. But you don't want to go for just any Tom Dick and Harry. And heaven forfend you go for any Jack you find, especially when that Jack is some hollow-headed grinning gap-toothed idiot. But then again, despite his weird exterior, if you look inside, you'll see a flame burning bright. This might be the season of the witch, but if you try not to act so witchy and look past the odd exterior, you'll find hidden depths in the ugliest places. OnlyOneEye (May 21- Jun 20): Horror is in the eye of the beholder, whether that eye be bloodshot and yellow, peering at you from the shadows of the night, or whether the eye is a horrible dismembered giant radioactive eye. What is truly scary? A werewolf? A werewolf is not so much a horrible half-man half-beast as a chronic undershaver. A headless horseman is just the victim of a particularly bad hair day. In much the same way, you can find the brighter side of anything that comes your way, no matter how horrific or annoying. Dancer (Jun 21-Jul 22): Scary is relative, and we don't just mean your crazy relatives who threaten to come visit for six weeks, but rather the idea that whereas a movie with monsters made out of cardboard boxes and paper mache may have been the scariest thing you'd ever seen when you were eight, it now looks like crap. You must get over your initial fears of a new project or relationship; although it seems insurmountable now, if you stick with it, you will eventually be able to overcome it. Tao (Jul 23-Aug 22): Frankenstein's monster was, of course, made out of the parts of a couple dozen other people, which must have been hell when it came to custody hearings. Nothing's more awkward at a family reunion than having one-tenth of Cousin Harry show up at the buffet. You, too, feel like you're being pulled in twenty different directions, but you'll soon receive the jolt you'll need to get on your feet again. Vertigo (Aug 23-Sep 22): Pity the poor skeleton who wanders around on Halloween, looking so unfashionable in all-white a full two months after Memorial Day. Of course, he can't help it, and he is actually successful in the love department; after all, he is "ribbed" for her pleasure. This week you'll find that you attract more flies with honey than even dead zombie flesh, and being inherently nice to the opposite sex will make them flock to you like vultures to a skeleton. Webra (Sep 23-Oct 22): Zombies are pretty well-known for trying to suck the brains out of people's heads. As was every high school algebra teacher I ever had. Coincidence? Considering that those people were always pale on the point of being green, had trouble communicating more than moans and incoherent screams, and had awkward, stumbling walks down the hallway, I think it's lucky I escaped without some horrible "Night of the Living Dead scenario." You escape a horrific fate worse than death , if you can steer clear of boring people at parties. Scareio (Oct 23-Nov 21): You think you're being slick, but the truth is that you're like a ghost; people can see through you, and all the noise you're making is more effective scaring small children and dogs than actually doing anything. It's time to leave your old haunts and take care of that grave matter that's all your vault. Sekeltarious (Nov 22-Dec 21): Boo! Scared ya! Capricandycorn (Dec 22-Jan 19): You're in the zone this week! The Twilight Zone, that is, and it's going to be a creepy thrill ride with an incredibly ironic twist at the end that serves as a commentary on our mixed-up Cold War nuclear society. Don't let the creepy situations you get yourself into this week get you skittish. Let them get you Skittles; why not go Trick-or-Treating? It's fun to dress up, get given stuff, and not have to give ten percent to a big guy named Huggy Bear. And Halloween candy doesn't count as calories! ================================== Most Popular - Parody - News - Pix ================================== STRANGE OLDE INVENTIONS & DEVICES FROM THE 1900's - DOG RESTRAINT DEVICE - 1940 - http://www.strangeblondes.com/content/item/156399.html STRANGE MOVIE MISTAKES AND MESS UPS! - TITANIC - AXE HITS HAND! - http://www.strangecollege.comcontent/item/156472.html STRANGE PET CEMETERIES & TOMBSTONES - JUMBO THE CAT - HELSINKI, FINLAND - http://www.strangezoo.com/content/item/156614.html STRANGE GUNS AND WEAPONS - FANCY KNIFE/GUN-0 ORNATE! - http://www.strangemilitary.com/content/item/155489.html STRANGE BAR-B-QUE GRILLS! - TRAILER W/ SOLAR POWER & SATELLITE TV! - http://www.strangeamericans.com/content/item/156203.html THE STRANGE MOLLER SKYCAR! - 3 VERSIONS - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/156225.html STRANGE VERSIONS OF THE MONA LISA! - CHOCOLATE! - http://www.strangefarmer.com/content/item/156733.html STRANGE MOTORCYCLE HELMET - TOP PAINTED WITH A FACE! - http://www.strangedangers.com/content/item/156755.html STRANGE SHADOWS - http://www.strangetravel.com/content/item/156760.html STRANGE AFRICAN ANIMALS! - WARTHOG CHASES CHEETAH - http://www.strangepersons.com/content/item/156763.html STRANGE SIKH TURBANS - AMAZING! - http://www.strangefunkidz.com/content/item/156793.html STRANGE CUSTOM DASHBOARD - PURPLE VELOUR SEATS - http://www.strangebusiness.com/content/item/156802.html STRANGE FARM VEHICLE - LOW BULLET SHAPED LIQUID CARRIER - http://www.strangeracer.com/content/item/156804.html STRANGE EQUIPMENT - 20 WHEELS! WHAT IS THIS? - http://www.strangevehicles.com/content/item/156814.html STRANGE DRUG BOAT - 2000 HP! - http://www.strangesports.com/content/item/156816.html STRANGE MOTORCYCLE SIDE CARS - HEARSE! - http://www.strangeracer.com/content/item/156822.html STRANGE RACING - MOTORCYCLE SIDE CARS - FLYING HIGH - http://www.strangecollege.comcontent/item/156836.html XH-17 SKY CRANE - STRANGE HELICOPTER! - LARGEST ROTORS IN THE WORLD - http://www.strangeoldepictures.com/content/item/156867.html ================================== The Featured Pix Category This Week - SR - K - STRANGE RACING EVENTS - DRIFTING - MONSTER TRUCKS http://www.strangeracer.com/content/category/100906_1.html ================================== The Top News Articles & Humor for the Week Strange Erudite Concepts - http://www.strangepolitics.com/content/item/156883.html Strange Lists - The Top 20 Worst Foods in America - http://www.strangecelebrities.com/content/item/156884.html Strange Dating - 9 Types of Boyfriends & Girlfriends - http://www.strangefunvideos.com/content/item/156885.html Strange But Funny Story - Husband Buys Wife a Taser - http://www.strangepolice.com/content/item/156886.html Blonde Password... - http://www.strangedangers.com/content/item/156887.html - How To Confuse Trick or Treaters... - http://www.strangecollege.comcontent/item/25040.html - Halloween Quickies - http://www.strangecelebrities.com/content/item/25041.html - 3 Halloween Poems - http://www.strangecollege.comcontent/item/25045.html - 20 Ways to Confuse Trick-or-Treaters - http://www.strangeamericans.com/content/item/25044.html ================================== The Featured New Category This Week - Irish, Polish, Chinese, French, German, Italian http://www.strangeamericans.com/content/category/108_1.html ================================== Twice weekly E-letter - StrangeCosmos.com - --------------------- INTRODUCING THE NEWEST 'STRANGE' FAMILY MEMBER! www.StrangeOldePictures.com ! OVER 10,000 GREAT OLDE PICTURES AND IMAGES DATING BACK TO THE FIRST PICTURES EVER TAKEN - HISTORY - WILD WEST - WORLD WARS OLDE SPORTS - HEROES & VILLAINS - AUTOS & SHIPS - RAILROADS - A-BOMBS WEAPONS - OLDE MEDICAL EQUIPMENT - OLDE ADVERTISING - OLDE MOVIE STARS SILENT PICTURES - STARLETS - CIRCUS ACTS - VAUDEVILLE - TRAVEL ------------------------ Are you ready to review the Best Humor, Coolest Pix and Political Parody on the Internet? Get ready to jump into something "Strange!" http://www.strangecosmos.com/index.html 
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