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Vol 844 - Oct. 21, 2009 - Strange New Words for Todays New World
Twice weekly E-letter - StrangeCosmos.com - --------------------- INTRODUCING THE NEWEST 'STRANGE' FAMILY MEMBER! www.StrangeOldePictures.com ! OVER 10,000 GREAT OLDE PICTURES AND IMAGES DATING BACK TO THE FIRST PICTURES EVER TAKEN - HISTORY - WILD WEST - WORLD WARS OLDE SPORTS - HEROES & VILLAINS - AUTOS & SHIPS - RAILROADS - A-BOMBS WEAPONS - OLDE MEDICAL EQUIPMENT - OLDE ADVERTISING - OLDE MOVIE STARS SILENT PICTURES - STARLETS - CIRCUS ACTS - VAUDEVILLE - TRAVEL ------------------------ Are you ready to review the Best Humor, Coolest Pix and Political Parody on the Internet? Get ready to jump into something "Strange!" http://www.strangecosmos.com/index.html ================================== Strange Quotes About "Fools" A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools. ~ Douglas Adams You don't have to fool all the people all of the time; you just have to fool enough to get elected. ~ Gerald Barzan The best way to convince a fool that he is wrong is to let him have his own way. ~ Josh Billings A fool always finds a greater fool to admire him. ~ Nicholas Boileau Get the fools on your side and you can be elected to anything. ~ Frank Dane A man who cannot reason is a fool, a man who will not reason is a bigot, and a man who dare not reason is a slave. ~ William Drummond ================================== Today's Featured Humor : -) - - New Words for Todays New World Words to build your vocabulary... AQUADEXTROUS (ak wa deks' trus) adj. Possessing the ability to turn the bathtub faucet on and off with your toes. CARPERPETUATION (kar' pur pet u a shun) n. The act, when vacuuming, of running over a string or a piece of lint at least a dozen times, reaching over and picking it up, examining it, then putting it back down to give the vacuum one more chance. DISCONFECT (dis kon fekt') v. To sterilize the piece of candy you dropped on the floor by blowing on it, assuming this will somehow `remove' all the germs. ELBONICS (el bon' iks) n. The actions of two people maneuvering for one armrest in a movie theater. FRUST (frust) n. The small line of debris that refuses to be swept onto the dust pan and keeps backing a person across the room until he finally decides to give up and sweep it under the rug. LACTOMANGULATION (lak' to man gyu lay' shun) n. Manhandling the "open here" spout on a milk container so badly that one has to resort to the `illegal' side. PEPPIER (pehp ee ay') n. The waiter at a fancy restaurant whose sole purpose seems to be walking around asking diners if they want ground pepper. PHONESIA (fo nee' zhuh) n. The affliction of dialing a phone number and forgetting whom you were calling just as they answer. PUPKUS (pup' kus) n. The moist residue left on a window after a dog presses its nose to it. TELECRASTINATION (tel e kras tin ay' shun) n. The act of always letting the phone ring at least twice before you pick it up, even when you're only six inches away. ================================== Most Popular - Parody - News - Pix ================================== STRANGE & GOOFY INVENTIONS - BEDROOM SLIPPERS WITH FLASHLIGHTS IN TOES! - http://www.strangeblondes.com/content/item/156301.html STRANGE OLDE INVENTIONS & DEVICES FROM THE 1900's - ILLUMINATED TIRES - 1961 - http://www.strangeoldepictures.com/content/item/156414.html STRANGE 1940'S RENAULT - NOTE ROOF! - http://www.strangecollege.comcontent/item/156524.html STRANGE FARM ANIMALS - CAMOUFLAGE STEER - http://www.strangeamericans.com/content/item/156536.html UGLY BAG DATING SAFETY KIT FOR 2:00 AM HOOKUPS - BAG FOR HER HEAD! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/156576.html LUXURY MOTORHOME FOR RICH REDNECKS - LIVING AREA - NOTE CEILING! - http://www.strangebusiness.com/content/item/156580.html LUXURY MOTORHOME FOR RICH REDNECKS - FRONT QUARTER VIEW - http://www.strangefarmer.com/content/item/156587.html THE INTIMACY OF STEER WRESTLING - LOOK ME IN THE EYE! - http://www.strangedangers.com/content/item/156606.html STRANGE TREE - POWER COMPANY TRIMS HOLE FOR LINES! - http://www.strangefunkidz.com/content/item/156612.html STRANGE DOGGY TOMBSTONE - POOR REX - http://www.strangezoo.com/content/item/156613.html STRANGE THUNDERSTORM CLOUD - ISOLATED SHOWER! - http://www.strangetravel.com/content/item/156638.html STRANGE FORMULA 1 RACER MADE FROM BREAD LOAFS! - http://www.strangepersons.com/content/item/156639.html COOL CARS - ASTON MARTON 1-77 BY GALPIN MOTORS - CONVERTIBLE - http://www.strangevehicles.com/content/item/156640.html 6 MILITARY JETS - STRANGE & AMAZING PAINT JOBS! - http://www.strangeracer.com/content/item/156641.html MONTREAL CANADIANS HOCKEY RINK DANGERS - PLEXIGLASS SMASHES LADIES FACE! - http://www.strangesports.com/content/item/156642.html STRANGE TAXIS & CABS FROM AROUND THE WORLD - LAMBORGHINI - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/155966.html STRANGE BAR-B-QUE GRILLS! - LARGE S GUN! - http://www.strangecelebrities.com/content/item/156192.html STRANGE HOUSE BRIDGES FROM AROUND THE WORLD - http://www.strangepolice.com/content/item/155291.html ================================== The Featured Pix Category This Week - SZ - PET CEMETERIES - PET TOMBSTONES - ANIMAL GRAVES http://www.strangezoo.com/content/category/101121_1.html ================================== The Top News Articles & Humor for the Week Top 10 Strange Facts About Cheese - http://www.strangepolitics.com/content/item/156601.html Big Time Football in the South - How Many SEC Students to Change a Lightbulb....... - http://www.strangemilitary.com/content/item/156610.html The Difference Between College Football In the South and the North - http://www.strangefunvideos.com/content/item/156611.html Differences Between North and South - http://www.strangepersons.com/content/item/107875.html All About Wisconsin and Those Who Hibernate There - http://www.strangeracer.com/content/item/102916.html - Alternative State Slogans - http://www.strangecollege.comcontent/item/24806.html ================================== The Featured New Category This Week - Interesting & Fun Tests, Games, Quizzes http://www.strangeoldepictures.com/content/category/115_1.html ================================== Twice weekly E-letter - StrangeCosmos.com - --------------------- INTRODUCING THE NEWEST 'STRANGE' FAMILY MEMBER! www.StrangeOldePictures.com ! OVER 10,000 GREAT OLDE PICTURES AND IMAGES DATING BACK TO THE FIRST PICTURES EVER TAKEN - HISTORY - WILD WEST - WORLD WARS OLDE SPORTS - HEROES & VILLAINS - AUTOS & SHIPS - RAILROADS - A-BOMBS WEAPONS - OLDE MEDICAL EQUIPMENT - OLDE ADVERTISING - OLDE MOVIE STARS SILENT PICTURES - STARLETS - CIRCUS ACTS - VAUDEVILLE - TRAVEL ------------------------ Are you ready to review the Best Humor, Coolest Pix and Political Parody on the Internet? Get ready to jump into something "Strange!" http://www.strangecosmos.com/index.html 
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