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Vol 842 - Oct. 14, 2009 - Strange Conversion Units
Twice weekly E-letter - StrangeCosmos.com - --------------------- INTRODUCING THE NEWEST 'STRANGE' FAMILY MEMBER! www.StrangeOldePictures.com ! OVER 10,000 GREAT OLDE PICTURES AND IMAGES DATING BACK TO THE FIRST PICTURES EVER TAKEN - HISTORY - WILD WEST - WORLD WARS OLDE SPORTS - HEROES & VILLAINS - AUTOS & SHIPS - RAILROADS - A-BOMBS WEAPONS - OLDE MEDICAL EQUIPMENT - OLDE ADVERTISING - OLDE MOVIE STARS SILENT PICTURES - STARLETS - CIRCUS ACTS - VAUDEVILLE - TRAVEL ------------------------ Are you ready to review the Best Humor, Coolest Pix and Political Parody on the Internet? Get ready to jump into something "Strange!" http://www.strangecosmos.com/index.html ================================== Strange Quotes: When Insults Had Class "Thank you for sending me a copy of your book; I'll waste no time reading it." - Moses Hadas "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain "He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends..." - Oscar Wilde "I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend.... if you have one." - George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill "Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second... if there is one." - Winston Churchill, in response. "I feel so miserable without you; it's almost like having you here." - Stephen Bishop "He is a self-made man and worships his creator." - John Bright "I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial." - Irvin S. Cobb ================================== Today's Featured Humor : -) - Strange Conversion Units Strange Conversion Units For all who have difficulty converting units: Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter = Eskimo Pi 2000 pounds of Chinese soup = Won ton 1 millionth of a mouthwash = 1 microscope Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement = 1 bananosecond Weight an evangelist carries with God = 1 billigram Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour = Knotfurlong 16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone = 1 Rod Serling Half of a large intestine = 1 semicolon 1,000,000 aches = 1 megahurtz Basic unit of laryngitis = 1 hoarsepower Shortest distance between two jokes = A straight line 453.6 graham crackers = 1 pound cake 1 million- microphones = 1 megaphone 2 million bicycles = 2 megacycles 365.25 days = 1 unicycle 2000 mockingbirds = 2 kilomockingbirds 52 cards = 1 decacards 1 kilogram of falling figs = 1 Fig Newton 1000 milliliters of wet socks = 1 literhosen 1 millionth of a fish = 1 microfiche 1 trillion pins = 1 terrapin 10 rations = 1 decoration 100 rations = 1 C-ration 2 monograms = 1 diagram 4 nickels = 2 paradigms 2.4 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at Yale University Hospital = 1 IV League AND.......100 Senators = Not 1 decision Submitted by Andy Z ================================== Most Popular - Parody - News - Pix ================================== STRANGE MOTOCROSS RACERS - LOOK BEHIND - RIDER IN TROUBLE! - http://www.strangeblondes.com/content/item/155309.html GREAT AMERICAN CARS FROM THE 40'S & 50'S - 1949 CHRYSLER TOWN & COUNTRY CONVERTIBLE - http://www.strangeoldepictures.com/content/item/155719.html STRANGE OLDE CUSTOM CARS - OLDE OPEN COCKPIT - http://www.strangecollege.comcontent/item/154964.html STRANGE BUSINESS WINDOW WARNING - I DON'T DIAL 911! - http://www.strangemilitary.com/content/item/156252.html F-16'S LINED UP IN AFRICA - HIPPO GRAZES NEXT DOOR! - http://www.strangeamericans.com/content/item/156269.html STRANGE ELEPHANTS - BASKETBALL SLAM DUNK! - http://www.strangezoo.com/content/item/156284.html REDNECK COMPLIES WITH COURT ORDER FROM DIVORCE JUDGE - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/156321.html CALGARY FLAMES HOCKEY GOALIE READY FOR SOME BLONDE ACTION - http://www.strangedangers.com/content/item/156337.html STRANGE LITTLE MICRO-PIGS! - http://www.strangefarmer.com/content/item/156340.html STRANGE 1959 EDSEL CAR / BACKHOE / DIGGER ! - http://www.strangebusiness.com/content/item/156341.html STRANGE SPORTS - FISHERMAN CATCHES LOON AND FISH! - http://www.strangetravel.com/content/item/155998.html STRANGE BAR-B-QUE GRILLS! - PIG & BULL - http://www.strangecelebrities.com/content/item/156191.html EMT HAS TROUBLE PICKING UP STRETCHER - FACE PLANT DOESN'T HELP PATIENT! - http://www.strangefunvideos.com/content/item/156253.html MILITARY JET NIGHTTIME COCKPIT INSTRUMENT PANEL - AIRFIELD ALL LIT UP - http://www.strangevehicles.com/content/item/156293.html STRANGE & GOOFY INVENTIONS - FACE DOWN PILLOW! - http://www.strangepersons.com/content/item/156295.html NO VENDING SIGN ON STATE HIGHWAY - YEAH RIGHT! - http://www.strangepolice.com/content/item/156338.html 1893 CHICAGO WORLDS FAIR - HUGE FERRIS WHEEL - http://www.strangefunkidz.com/content/item/156339.html OLDE WWI WAR PHOTOS - TANK - SOLDIER IN DITCH - http://www.strangecollege.comcontent/item/156234.html ================================== The Featured Pix Category This Week - CARS - TRUCKS - MOTORCYCLES - BOATS - ALL KINDS OF VEHICLES http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/category/27_1.html ================================== The Top News Articles & Humor for the Week Aussie & European International Security Levels - What They Really Mean! - http://www.strangepolitics.com/content/item/156320.html The Strange History of The Taxi - http://www.strangesports.com/content/item/156333.html What's the Difference Between an Alligator and a Crocodile - http://www.strangeracer.com/content/item/156334.html The Strange Sad History of Vincent Van Gogh - http://www.strangedangers.com/content/item/156335.html - Strange Business Signs - http://www.strangefunkidz.com/content/item/24900.html - Aptronyms - Names That Match the Occupation - http://www.strangefunvideos.com/content/item/25079.html - You Might Be a Geologist If ... - http://www.strangeracer.com/content/item/25415.html ================================== The Featured New Category This Week - Work, Job, Corporate - Boss Jokes & Business Humor http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/category/119_1.html ================================== Twice weekly E-letter - StrangeCosmos.com - --------------------- INTRODUCING THE NEWEST 'STRANGE' FAMILY MEMBER! www.StrangeOldePictures.com ! OVER 10,000 GREAT OLDE PICTURES AND IMAGES DATING BACK TO THE FIRST PICTURES EVER TAKEN - HISTORY - WILD WEST - WORLD WARS OLDE SPORTS - HEROES & VILLAINS - AUTOS & SHIPS - RAILROADS - A-BOMBS WEAPONS - OLDE MEDICAL EQUIPMENT - OLDE ADVERTISING - OLDE MOVIE STARS SILENT PICTURES - STARLETS - CIRCUS ACTS - VAUDEVILLE - TRAVEL ------------------------ Are you ready to review the Best Humor, Coolest Pix and Political Parody on the Internet? Get ready to jump into something "Strange!" http://www.strangecosmos.com/index.html 
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