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VOL 1601 - MAY 10, 2017 - The Top 15 Euphemisms for Impotence

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The Top 15 Euphemisms for Impotence


15. 180 degrees shy of heaven

14. Performing with Flaccido Domingo

13. A few parts shy of an erector set

12. Sch-wing and a miss

11. Not rising to the level of impeachable offense

10. The Null Monty

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